Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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