ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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