I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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