do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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