Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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