Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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