He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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