Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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