It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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