Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I am one with the molecules
The power of my boobs compel you
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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