What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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