at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I just want nice things and good sex
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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