HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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