we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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