It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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