Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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