I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
