He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
so much tequila, so little girl.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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