I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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