Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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