People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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