ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
