Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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