And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
