It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
we're so committed to being not committed
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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