I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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