I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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