i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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