weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
What drink are we having for lunch?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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