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I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I still have a little drunk in my system
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
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