he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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