girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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