the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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