oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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