i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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