is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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