Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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