My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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