He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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