He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I will be naked everywhere
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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