How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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