He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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