Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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