What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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