sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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