Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
It's shark week go big or go home
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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