I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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