Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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