i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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