He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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