Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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